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Crank Yankers 

A puppet show based on real life crank calls. It comes on Tuesday nights at 9:00 CST on Comedy Central.
My next door nieghbor taped every episode of Crank Yankers, even the one where the little girl says, 'Do you have 8 pound balls?'
Crank Yankers by Shawn B. April 26, 2003
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Crank Yankers 

A Damn Funny Show On Comedy C.!
*I've got mail, yaaaaaa, I got mail yaaaa!
*Hurry up, Spongebob is on in 3 minutes
*Can they hold my tally wacker while I pass water?
*Were The Woo Tang
*There is a big ass terd in my car
:-P
Crank Yankers by Lily Lighting August 11, 2003

Crank Yankers 

A bunch of midgets secluded from the outside world, trying their hardest to make contact to us, via the telephone. Their sole purpose in life is to break down the difference barriers between us and them.
The crank yankers contacted me yesterday, but I chose not to listen.
Crank Yankers by barcode23 October 15, 2003

Crank Yankers 

A cross between the jerky boys and the muppets. Quite possibly the best show on television today. Appears on the comedy central network.
Crank Yankers by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Crank Yankers 

the coolest prank phone call group, i wish the jerky boys made something like that
Crank Yankers by JeVoNeR September 12, 2003

crank yanker 

any guy who jerks off is a "crank yanker"
looking at a good Hustler magazine can make any guy a crank yanker!
crank yanker by T. Wilson January 11, 2008

Crank Yanker 

A girl that jacks or strokes a dick.
Lauren jerked off 15 guys last night she's a master Crank Yanker.
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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