Cranking the wank is the same as choking the chicken, hugging the headgehog, beating the meat, jacking the johnson, milking the snake, touching the toad, whacking the weasel, and spanking the monkey.
To masturbate.
To masturbate.
Tim: "Why, Jim, you're looking very nice today."
Jim: "Thank you Tim, you're looking rather appealing yourself... I think I'd like to crank the wank to your sexy body, no homo."
Tim: "sweet!"
Jim: "Thank you Tim, you're looking rather appealing yourself... I think I'd like to crank the wank to your sexy body, no homo."
Tim: "sweet!"
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A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.
A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.
Billy's grandmother nearly fainted when she saw him wank the crank to the nude pygmies in the National Geographic.
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