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cranged
cranged by Thrustmazter223 April 19, 2018
war has changed
War has changed.
It's not about nations, or ideologies.
It's not even about profit, resources, or ethnicity.
It's an endless series of proxy battles,
fought by mercenaries and machines.
War, and its vast consumption of human life,
has become a rational, well-oiled business transaction.
War has changed.
ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons,
use ID-tagged gear.
Nanomachines inside their bodies
enhance and regulate their actions.
Genetic control.. Information control..
Emotion control.. Battlefield control.
Everything is monitored, and kept under control.
War has changed.
The age of deterrence is now the age of control,
averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction.
And he who controls the battlefield, controls history.
War has changed.
When the battlefield is under total control,
war becomes routine.
It's not about nations, or ideologies.
It's not even about profit, resources, or ethnicity.
It's an endless series of proxy battles,
fought by mercenaries and machines.
War, and its vast consumption of human life,
has become a rational, well-oiled business transaction.
War has changed.
ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons,
use ID-tagged gear.
Nanomachines inside their bodies
enhance and regulate their actions.
Genetic control.. Information control..
Emotion control.. Battlefield control.
Everything is monitored, and kept under control.
War has changed.
The age of deterrence is now the age of control,
averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction.
And he who controls the battlefield, controls history.
War has changed.
When the battlefield is under total control,
war becomes routine.
war has changed by FinaLWoot. November 4, 2008
Canged
1. To indicate to an individual that you will do an act but in reality you have no intentions on following through.
2. To change your plans if something better comes along and not inform the person you originally made plans with. Leaving that person wondering what happened.
Originates from Lacey Township, NJ by an individual named John Cang who is famous for the above.
2. To change your plans if something better comes along and not inform the person you originally made plans with. Leaving that person wondering what happened.
Originates from Lacey Township, NJ by an individual named John Cang who is famous for the above.
Strak: John said he was going to hang out last night but that nigga Canged me again.
Preston: That douche bag Canged me last week!
Preston: That douche bag Canged me last week!
Canged by Strack-Attack August 6, 2006
Jackson Craiged
Jackson Craiged by That ginger fuck October 15, 2021
cringedolan
A Dolan twin fan account that has over 126k followers her name is Sarah she post funny memes and edits of Ethan and Grayson dolan
cringedolan by Cringedolan July 12, 2017
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