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craigs-book 

The little black book that contains the name and phone number of every craigs-hook you have ever had
Being married doesn't prevent you from having a craigs-book as a trophy and testament to your past life as a bachelor
craigs-book by Uncle Dimma June 5, 2021

craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.
craigs-hook by Uncle Dimma January 16, 2012

craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting
craigs-hook by Uncle Dimma January 21, 2012

craigs-book 

a little black book/notebook containing the address/phone of every craigs-hook you have ever had
having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married. i even know a life-long bachelor who would keep a craigs-book as a trophy.
craigs-book by Uncle Dimma December 30, 2014

craigs-book 

a little black book containing phone number of every craigs-hook you have ever had
having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married; you can keep your craigs-book as a trophy from your bachelors days
craigs-book by Uncle Dimma March 21, 2017

craigs-book 

The little black book that contains the name and address of every craigs-hook you have had
Keep your craigs-book as a trophy, even of you get married
craigs-book by Uncle Dimma March 21, 2017