Craigie is a crack head with an amazing YouTube channe. He is known by the help of his friends for doing some very dumb shit. but its also for content. He is also gay for the bois.

Craigie is a crack head.

Craigie by anonymous January 29, 2022

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craiged

To get craiged,
To be craig,
Craig david,

To be craig.
To take copious amounts of craig and turn into craig. Usually on a friday or saturday night and or both including sunday morning

Nick says "Hey jase lets get craiged tonight"
Jase says " i already am craig"
Nick says "i am craig as well "
Craig says" i am walking away "

craiged by lowi February 4, 2014

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Craigieburn

Suburb north of Melbourne with a high population of Iraqi immigrants who have since regrated leaving the relative safety of Baghdad.

Hope can't die in a place like Craigieburn, it simply can't live there in the first place.

Craigieburn by Forteetoo February 8, 2018

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Daniel Craiging

verb- to "Daniel-Craig"- to kick/knee/whip or otherwise impact someone's testicles at high velocity.

Named after the ridiculous number of times that Daniel Craig hits people in the nuts, is hit in the nuts, or is otherwise involved in testicular violence in his movies. Most prominently Casino Royale and Cowboys vs. Aliens

When done properly, the attacker will shout "Daniel Craig!" while kicking the victim in the balls

Joe: "DANIEL CRAIG!" *kick*
Aaron: "Ow shit! not funny bro..."
Drunk Vince: "I will protect you!"

Miles: "That night of Daniel Craiging left me emasculated"

Daniel Craiging by NotVincentPensyl September 7, 2011

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Jackson Craiged

When you run out of mayonnaise and you use you cum instead

My sandwich was dry so i Jackson craiged it

Jackson Craiged by That ginger fuck October 15, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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