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crackwitch 

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A crackwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has experienced years of drug addiction. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten.
That fang faced, crackwitch, baglady that sits down by the quick-stop? She reminds me of your mother.
crackwitch by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
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crackwitch 

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Crackwitch,Crankwitch,Smackwitch, a woman whoe's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse. She is missing many teeth, and what few are left, are rotten.
That old lady of Eric's is a crackwitch if ever I've seen one. Check-out the fangage on the bitch.
crackwitch by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

crackwench

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like a crackwhore... but so much more cool
"using caffiene like a crackwench just released from detox"
crackwench by Shaun_15 September 30, 2005

cockwitch 

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Someone who makes a dude cum prematurely
I usually last for ages but that cockwitch made me blow in seconds
cockwitch by The cockwitch June 11, 2018

Chickwitch 

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When getting a blowjob you accidentally shart on the wall.
Chick 's girl was blowing him and shit flew out his ass causing a Chickwitch.
Chickwitch by Pocono Fucker May 26, 2019

crackitchitus 

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(Crack-itch-i-tus)

A medical disorder in which the space between the two buttocks has uncontrollable itching and scratching.
Jane: Hey Bill! do you want to go to the zoo this weekend?

Bill: I can't I have a horrible case of crackitchitus.

Jane: Awwww, that's too bad

Bill: Jane, i have 24 hours to live

Jane: HAHA >:D
crackitchitus by NumbSkull May 1, 2010

crankwitch 

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A crankwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse.
She is missing teeth, the ones left are rotten from neglect. She is so ugly; "You woundn't fuck her with a roadkilled snake."
That crankwitch whore that hangs at the minimart? Is she really your mom?
crankwitch by Jim Inman August 22, 2006
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