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crackowl 

one who defines the nocturnal screwdrive. God implies there is one way to attach this to a dog, you must break the 5th line to a tree, ingest and spew. This, if located correctly, will snap the spinal rhythms and also burn. Other meanings : synonym for crackhound, antonym of mokkenspiel. Related: skaghound, .......
papal crackowl is thus a useage that renders irrelevant the thinkings of everything. you will have to come up with great new lies so we can go on living.
crackowl by sara fisher November 14, 2003

crackologist

A person who has smoked crack cocaine for many years, decades even. So much that they have made it a career to smoke rock. They are experts in the field of crack smoking.
That man who smoked crack for 20 years is so experienced that he's a crackologist.
crackologist by Tonton510 April 23, 2009

crackology

Noun.

Crackology is the science of everything to do with crack. This includes but is not limited to; smoking, cooking, selling, and bargaining for crack cocaine. Sometimes referred to as a Crackologist.
Did you ace your final in Crackology 101?
crackology by MundaneThread October 22, 2017

crackologist

An individual highly skilled in the process of converting powder cocaine into crack ("cooking," "cheffing," roasting," etc.).
"Yo man, I don't need you to help me roast this powder. Don't you know I'm a crackologist in this?"
crackologist by J' Rock April 25, 2006

crackology

degrees that university's certify, in the reality its ongoing crackhead misfortunes due to labels and class!
Yo I got a degree in crackology I'm coming for my paper!
crackology by leafab June 7, 2019

crackologist

people who tend to let you study their butt crack.
"omg, look! she must be the new crackologist. cause damn i keep trying to study her crack."
crackologist by ihtbabes March 15, 2009
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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