Batshit

I pranked Amy by replacing her Civet Shit coffee beans (Kopi Luwak) with some batshit. She drank the brew & that's how she caught China virus.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
Get the Batshit mug.

Batshit

a term to describe the best of a bad thing. think about it, shit is nasty. but "bat shit" or "guano" is actually pretty valuable. its a great fuel source, and people use it to make a vast range of things like jewelry and dishes. its the "best" shit there is. we don't make plates out of our shit do we?
so a term like "batshit crazy" would be used to describe someone who is insane, but really interesting, like a schizophrenic. not as a term to describe some one really crazy
by Sloan Caterine July 13, 2013
Get the Batshit mug.

Batshit

A sudden, seemingly reasonless burst of anger. Typically from a woman. Though a man can be the culprit, if particularly feminine. Men usually have reason for their temper tantrums.

Can consist of, but not limited to: yelling, screaming, slapping, hitting, foaming at the mouth, bewilderment, and/or diarrhea.

That last symptom can be of either the victim or the batshitter, the second to last is limited only to the victim.

Past tense is 'batshat' since 'batshitted' is just plain improper, and 'batshatted' is a double past tense.
"We were just sitting on the couch watching a movie with, all of a sudden she had an unprovoked batshit".

"Yeah mine's done that before, must've breathed wrong".

"Oh my bad".

"It's okay, it happens".
by Haydoom July 26, 2009
Get the Batshit mug.

batshit

A level of insanity that the word alone cannot justify. Usable as a prefix ("Batshit insane") or on its own.

Popularised by Something Awful, before it was rubbish.
"That Gay Farmers For Jesus site is completely batshit."
by Foul Egg January 21, 2003
Get the batshit mug.

batshit

To describe something/someone that is beyond crazy and insane.
In particular, insanity to the degree of being extreme.
Also is a way to describe someone who lacks any sense or rationality.
Also describes a state of being crazy.
Synonyms include: irrational, insane, crazy, extreme, delusional, lunatic, etc.
Wow, that bitch who picked a fight with me yesterday was batshit!
by whats_yo_name_pussycat March 16, 2018
Get the batshit mug.

batshit

Off the deep end, crazy, insane. But worse.

See Gary Busey.
My mom has gone totally batshit; she tried to microwave our cat!
by HolyHeartFailure September 05, 2005
Get the batshit mug.

batshit

insane, wildly irrational (see also go batshit}, and batshit crazy)
The kid was batshit. No wonder nobody wants to be his friend.
by Light Joker December 09, 2004
Get the batshit mug.