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CrackerJacking 

When you slightly apply a thick coat of peanut butter around your penis then gently place saltine crackers and spread them over the tip and bottom of your cock sandwiching them and spread jelly lightly on a girls outter pussy lips .

Thrusting your saltine coated cock inside her mashing the saltines as you sing and chant the peanut butter jelly song thrusting at the pace of the song

If you don't have peanut butter you can always substitute with nutella only you have to sing chocolate rain instead .
Ex. Damn Jenny is so bad I would love to crackerjack her and show her some peanut butter jelly time

Me and Paulina were crackerjacking their were crumbs fucking everywhere
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Crackerjacking 

The act of stealing a caucasian person's vehicle
I'm off for a hard days crackerjacking on the upper east side

Crackerjacking 

The action of a white person masturbating.
Dude, I went into Al's room and he was totally crackerjacking!
Crackerjacking by FrankLangella August 5, 2008

Crackerjacking 

A person of color who tries to embrace White/European culture and appearance. Guys are often referred to as Uncle Tom's and women use Whitening Skin Cream to crackerjack their appearance. Women will also spend thousands of dollars in the beauty salon getting a Brazilian Blow Out in effort to get hair that can blow in the wind hairstyle.
You see Kaysheniqua over there with Karen, Janette and Abby? She'll soon change her name to Kaylie, by the way, what happen to her cornrows? She must be crackerjacking!
Crackerjacking by BahamaBoy73 August 23, 2021

crackerjacking someone 

You give someone the best possible blowjob you can while fingering their butt

cracker-jacking 

When somebody peeks down a girls shirt at her breasts, its like a little boy opening a box of cracker jacks to find the surprise at the bottom of the box.
Did you notice Alex was cracker-jacking Betsy at lunch today?
cracker-jacking by FrYivYdiNO March 11, 2009

Cracker Jacking 

The practice of police "jacking up" white people in a black neighborhood.
Cop #1 " Sure is quiet today."

Cop #2 " Yeah. Let's go Cracker Jacking in the projects and kill some time."
Cracker Jacking by Paddlehands November 3, 2009
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