crackerfucking

To spend time doing small trivial tasks, and as a result, avoiding doing larger and more important tasks. Originally developed in reference to leveling up in a video game and not acheiving the next step in the quest, thus not accomplishing a lot in advancing the progress of the game. Usually boring for others.

"Paul spent most of the day at work crackerfucking. He hasn't gotten any of his projects completed."

by DiZinger December 13, 2008

CrackerJacking

When you slightly apply a thick coat of peanut butter around your penis then gently place saltine crackers and spread them over the tip and bottom of your cock sandwiching them and spread jelly lightly on a girls outter pussy lips .

Thrusting your saltine coated cock inside her mashing the saltines as you sing and chant the peanut butter jelly song thrusting at the pace of the song

If you don't have peanut butter you can always substitute with nutella only you have to sing chocolate rain instead .

Ex. Damn Jenny is so bad I would love to crackerjack her and show her some peanut butter jelly time

Me and Paulina were crackerjacking their were crumbs fucking everywhere

by PeanutButterPuppetPal July 2, 2019

Crackerjacking

The act of stealing a caucasian person's vehicle

I'm off for a hard days crackerjacking on the upper east side

by one_eyed_jack May 29, 2009

Crackerjacking

The action of a white person masturbating.

Dude, I went into Al's room and he was totally crackerjacking!

by FrankLangella August 5, 2008

crackerjacking someone

You give someone the best possible blowjob you can while fingering their butt

I was crackerjacking someone in the bathroom!!

by Krepy kerby September 28, 2017

Crackerjacking

A person of color who tries to embrace White/European culture and appearance. Guys are often referred to as Uncle Tom's and women use Whitening Skin Cream to crackerjack their appearance. Women will also spend thousands of dollars in the beauty salon getting a Brazilian Blow Out in effort to get hair that can blow in the wind hairstyle.

You see Kaysheniqua over there with Karen, Janette and Abby? She'll soon change her name to Kaylie, by the way, what happen to her cornrows? She must be crackerjacking!

by BahamaBoy73 August 23, 2021