cracker mess

When a bunch of white people...
-act all stupid
-fight for no reason
-trippin over nothing
-acting a fool
-or causeing drama.

Did u see thoes girls over there?
mmhm damn cracker mess is wat it is.

by MARiiE November 2, 2007

Crackeress

A female Texan who posts crazy stuff about how blacks loved slavery and how Lincoln started the Civil War before he was even inaugurated. She also likes to use made-up words that she finds on Urban Dictionary as real words!!

Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern gentry. It was so brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."

by Crackeress lover May 12, 2011

crackerless cracker

a white person who is all out crackers

damn there aint no saltines left!? (I'm now a crackerless cracker!)

by Caz aka cash June 17, 2011

Crackerness

When a white person gets a person of another race to do a job that the white person does not want to do.

"I see that Tom committed another randon act of crackerness when he asked Jamal to take out the trash." crackerly

by FlyGuyfourthree June 19, 2015

Crackeress

A white woman or girl.

I was watching a documentary that used the word, "negress". My sister remarked, If a black woman or girl is "Negress ", what is a white woman or girl? I responded with "Crackeress". Makes sense to me.

The crackeress was shocked by the negress calling her a crackeress.

by Mochagirl February 5, 2023

Crackeress

"Karen, Karen, Karen....."
"A crackeress will lie in a minute on a person with brown skin."
They are recognized as being, "Karen" on social media.

There are so many crackeress in the world today.

The crackeress always lie to get attention because she feels entitled to the world.

by Mochagirl February 5, 2023