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crackfire 

A sharp, wet, fast farting sound. Usually made with tightened butt cheeks with the person in motion. Very similar to a car's backfire in that it's a totally unexpected and loud sound that startles.
Damn, dude! That crackfire scared the shit out of me! And it stinks, too! Better check your drawers after that one!
crackfire by Mr. Frank, Jr. April 4, 2008
A commercial software which is used illegally via a crack
"I just made this 3d model with Silo 2!"
"Oh, what's that a freeware?"
"Uh...no. A crackware!"
crackware by Ioan Atomsi January 18, 2009

crackpire 

a crack head (one addicted to crack/cocaine) who roams the streets at night lookin for shit to sell to get their next hit. will sometimes come knocking on the door of the weak willed looking for money.
omg! locked the doors, the crackpires are out!
crackpire by Lexi61689 November 1, 2010

crackwire 

When you cut apart an android charger and strip the red and black wires to be able to hit a cart or charge a disposable vape by matching the red and black wires to the positive and negative ends of the battery you tore out of the vape, being careful not to break any of the wires inside of the vape. Mainly done by high schoolers who aren’t old enough to buy on their own, and who also tend to be broke as fuck.
Bro my dispo died last night and I was fiending so bad I crackwired that bitch.
crackwire by Eyyy yooo 😳 December 22, 2021

crackwiring 

(/crack/why/er/ing/) verb • the act of cutting an android* cable and inserting it where the battery is supposed to be in a weed pen

- typically causes a VERY potent high

- unknown health side effects
- one is heavily advised against utilizing this method of consumption for their first time consuming cannabis
*potentially works with other cables- not guaranteed
"My bro had a pen and a cart, but no battery, so he tried crackwiring for the first time."
crackwiring by tissuebox827 May 28, 2024
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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