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crackfire 

A sharp, wet, fast farting sound. Usually made with tightened butt cheeks with the person in motion. Very similar to a car's backfire in that it's a totally unexpected and loud sound that startles.
Damn, dude! That crackfire scared the shit out of me! And it stinks, too! Better check your drawers after that one!
crackfire by Mr. Frank, Jr. April 4, 2008
A commercial software which is used illegally via a crack
"I just made this 3d model with Silo 2!"
"Oh, what's that a freeware?"
"Uh...no. A crackware!"
crackware by Ioan Atomsi January 18, 2009

crackpire 

a crack head (one addicted to crack/cocaine) who roams the streets at night lookin for shit to sell to get their next hit. will sometimes come knocking on the door of the weak willed looking for money.
omg! locked the doors, the crackpires are out!
crackpire by Lexi61689 November 1, 2010

crackwire 

When you cut apart an android charger and strip the red and black wires to be able to hit a cart or charge a disposable vape by matching the red and black wires to the positive and negative ends of the battery you tore out of the vape, being careful not to break any of the wires inside of the vape. Mainly done by high schoolers who aren’t old enough to buy on their own, and who also tend to be broke as fuck.
Bro my dispo died last night and I was fiending so bad I crackwired that bitch.
crackwire by Eyyy yooo 😳 December 22, 2021

crackwiring 

(/crack/why/er/ing/) verb • the act of cutting an android* cable and inserting it where the battery is supposed to be in a weed pen

- typically causes a VERY potent high

- unknown health side effects
- one is heavily advised against utilizing this method of consumption for their first time consuming cannabis
*potentially works with other cables- not guaranteed
"My bro had a pen and a cart, but no battery, so he tried crackwiring for the first time."
crackwiring by tissuebox827 May 28, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026