crackpire 

a crack head (one addicted to crack/cocaine) who roams the streets at night lookin for shit to sell to get their next hit. will sometimes come knocking on the door of the weak willed looking for money.

omg! locked the doors, the crackpires are out!

crackpire by Lexi61689 November 1, 2010

Crackcident 

Showing a portion on your butt Crack on accident.

The plumber today sure was having a large crackcident! I mean I could see 3/4 of his butt!

Crackcident by Sap03250 December 26, 2016

cream crackered 

Knackered (as in extremely tired). Rhyming slang.

I am cream crackered!

cream crackered by dan September 2, 2004

crackpr0n 

Contraversial moderator at Megatokyo who promotes narrow-minded zealotry, and ethnocentricity. Has an array of personality problems e.g. Boasted on line that he had threatened his ex-girlfriend that he would beat up any guy she was dating if she did so before he thought she was ready. Often vassilates between being abusive then trying to avoid responsibility by claiming that people shouldn't care about what he says. Excessively dogmatic and extreme low tollerance when his opinions require rational support.

Well that's just crack(pr0n) for ya.

crackpr0n by Hazel April 23, 2005

Crackeress 

A female Texan who posts crazy stuff about how blacks loved slavery and how Lincoln started the Civil War before he was even inaugurated. She also likes to use made-up words that she finds on Urban Dictionary as real words!!

Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern gentry. It was so brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."

Crackeress by Crackeress lover May 12, 2011

Caffeine Crackie 

Someone who has had so much caffeine that they seem like they are on crack.

Consuming so much caffiene that you never sleep or eat and look worn out all the time.

- Everytime I see that girl shes drinking a rockstar, and acting all crazy.

- Yeah, shes a total caffeine crackie.

Caffeine Crackie by caffeinequeen November 8, 2007

crackpipe 

Pipe used for smoking crack, sold exclusively at the nations capitol.

nigga please

crackpipe by Advil April 9, 2004