The imprint that is left on the back of a toilet seat by someone (usually a fat ass) who has not been diligent in wiping. The combination of sweaty ass-crack and residual shit results in the depositing of a brown streak on the toilet seat. Most commonly found in public restrooms.
Man, I really had to take a dump this morning, but someone had left a crack-track in the first stall. So I moved on down the line.
Laughing so hard that you burp and fart at the same time. Although few cases have ever been reported, it is believed to be the number one cause of Scrotal Arthritis.
"He had a cracky-tack? What the fuck is 'Scrotal Arthritis'?!?!"
A crack trick is a person who used to be a white collared worker or politician or a red collard executive or any kind of prestigious Job handler. And he lost his position because of smoking crack, with a hooker or his ghetto friends. And they became crack tricks.
"The cracktrick , judge Calloway was at the crack spot, with Trixie and the cable man and they were smoking crack inside, Judge Calloway's crown Victoria on church street and Sutter. I think Trixie turned them into a crack trick. (true story).
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.