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crack-track 

The imprint that is left on the back of a toilet seat by someone (usually a fat ass) who has not been diligent in wiping. The combination of sweaty ass-crack and residual shit results in the depositing of a brown streak on the toilet seat. Most commonly found in public restrooms.
Man, I really had to take a dump this morning, but someone had left a crack-track in the first stall. So I moved on down the line.
crack-track by fishinmusician December 11, 2009
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crack track 

The vagina and anus crack together forms the crack track.
I was feeling up Jan last night and started from the top of her pussy and went right under to the top of her ass. I touched her whole crack track.
crack track by Lee Thargic May 17, 2020

crack tracking

Verb: 'Crack Tracking', the term is used to describe someone smuggling crack across state borders.
Define: I wonder if that sketchy looking cunt who is filling up their car at that servo is Crack Tracking?
crack tracking by ThatCuntHole January 3, 2016

crack tackle 

A mans "equipment", entailing the penis, and the balls or testicles.
"She kicked me right in the crack tackle!"

cracky-tack 

Laughing so hard that you burp and fart at the same time. Although few cases have ever been reported, it is believed to be the number one cause of Scrotal Arthritis.
"He had a cracky-tack? What the fuck is 'Scrotal Arthritis'?!?!"
cracky-tack by thedirtymeatball January 10, 2012

CrackTrick 

A crack trick is a person who used to be a white collared worker or politician or a red collard executive or any kind of prestigious Job handler. And he lost his position because of smoking crack, with a hooker or his ghetto friends. And they became crack tricks.
"The cracktrick , judge Calloway was at the crack spot, with Trixie and the cable man and they were smoking crack inside, Judge Calloway's crown Victoria on church street and Sutter. I think Trixie turned them into a crack trick. (true story).
CrackTrick by Ocelothood209 May 12, 2023
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