crack my ass

another saying for suck my ass when joking around

susan : you suck!
karen : crack my ass susan!! >;(

by ticklemybutthoe September 5, 2019

Cracking My Ass Off

Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off

Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!

by Big Hook Em March 3, 2018

two cracks in my ass

An expression used when something is hilarious. Also used in place of the expression "cracks me up."

Dude, that shit was so funny, it gave me two cracks in my ass.

by Sal The Man June 2, 2008