crack my ass 

another saying for suck my ass when joking around

susan : you suck!
karen : crack my ass susan!! >;(

crack my ass by ticklemybutthoe September 5, 2019

lick my ass crack 

when someone annoys you and you get triggered but don't want to swear

person 1: NUUUUUUUUUUU I LOST IN ROBLOX
person 2: guess who killed you
person 1: lick my ass crack

lick my ass crack by NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO ONEE May 25, 2018

My ass crack day 

sniff yo ass crack in October 20

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"

My ass crack day by muíamor October 19, 2019

i licked my own ass crack 

i did and no one will stop me

person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try

i licked my own ass crack by the golden woodchuck March 20, 2023

two cracks in my ass

An expression used when something is hilarious. Also used in place of the expression "cracks me up."

Dude, that shit was so funny, it gave me two cracks in my ass.

two cracks in my ass by Sal The Man June 2, 2008