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lick my ass crack 

when someone annoys you and you get triggered but don't want to swear
person 1: NUUUUUUUUUUU I LOST IN ROBLOX
person 2: guess who killed you
person 1: lick my ass crack

My ass crack day 

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"
My ass crack day by muíamor October 19, 2019

i licked my own ass crack 

i did and no one will stop me
person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try

two cracks in my ass

An expression used when something is hilarious. Also used in place of the expression "cracks me up."
Dude, that shit was so funny, it gave me two cracks in my ass.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026