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crack love 

Highly dysfunctional, yet powerfully addictive love relationships which cause at least one the parties involved to appear to the rest of the world as if they're on crack. Crack Love addicts often gladly indulge in the drama, while hoping that the douche bags they're committed to loving actually have it in them to one day reciprocate. The irony is that most Crack Love addicts would not know how to receive the love they allegedly seek. If the douche bags ever were to act right they would suddenly be too nice or worse, too boring.

Crack love addiction affects all sizes, shapes and genders. The common denominator is that all those afflicted exercise an unhealthy and selfish sense of hope i.e. delusion.
So many young girls think they can get sexed by a pro football athlete and make them fall in love. "You just let him get you wasted and take you back to his place to smash! And now you think he's going to fall in love? Girl, that's the crack love in you doing the talking.

Or

That guy keeps paying her phone bills and taking her shopping and she doesn't do shit for him. All she has to do is let him smell the pussy and he's taking out his wallet. He's in Crack Love or else he'd she isn't worth a shit.
crack love by hipsterinnc December 4, 2010
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crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights 

British way of saying "chips"
american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights 

The name of chips in the UK
Oi mate can oiey ave' sum Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights?

Sure m8!

Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights

Guy 1: You call these things chips? Instead of Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights? Rather a bit cringe, innit bruv?
Guy 2: wtf

Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights 

A word used for what Bri'ish people call chips.
Bri'ish guy: So you call these things "Chips"? Instead of Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights? Rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

Other guy: What

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights 

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."

cack lover

one who loves the cack, simple as that. and if u dont kno what cack is then go to the related word, cack. or look it up.
Elton John: "like a candle in the wind"

anyone smart: first thing i think about when u say that is...wow gay, second, CACK LOVER, third gay is a respected group in society.
cack lover by notacacklover December 3, 2007
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