Crack Handle

A ponytail on a crack whore.

I let go of her crack handle before I donkey punched her.

Crack Handle by Kittymeow78 May 26, 2018

Munich crank handle 

Name given to the act of turning the hand and wrist repeatedly in a screwing motion whilst fisting another person

She just wasn't getting off so I gave her a Munich crank handle, that did the business!!

Munich crank handle by Professor Brubaker June 12, 2013

cack handed 

It means an awkward or inept way of doing something; originally meaning left handed, stemming from cultures that use their right hand to eat and their left hand to wipe their behind.

That shelf you put up looks a bit cack handed

cack handed by The Acid Drop Kid November 4, 2007