crack flaps 

butt cheeks

Damn, my office is hotter than the inside of Dom Deluise's crack flaps right 'bout now.

crack flaps by A-Boogz July 3, 2014

Crack Flaps 

Farting; flatulence - the act by which the gas from your bowels flaps the buttex cheeks together.

You might want to grab some toilet paper, those crack flaps sounded wet.

Crack Flaps by DANZO91 October 20, 2017

Cack Flap 

Surprising a goose by randomly inserting dildos made of algae into whatever orifices you can find

That Goose was aroused by the Cack Flap

Cack Flap by the Scrumptiously big Daddy April 23, 2019

crackflash 

the act of flashing an ass crack due to wearing low-rise jeans too low.

A girl (or guy?) with really low jeans sits down and unbeknowst to her, flashes her butt crack... That's crackflash.

crackflash by natsai December 12, 2006

crackflappery 

crackflappery. It literally means a loud, barking, fart. Figuratively, it is akin to the Chinese, "go pi" which means "dog farts" as in "you are speaking in dog farts."

For example: "Tucker Carlson's crackflappery about migrant caravans is just meant to frighten and distract his viewers."

Or: "Bears' fans crackflappery about winning the North is gone by the 3rd week of the season."

crackflappery by Packer Pete September 11, 2022