A wigger who enjoys submitting bogus words to Urban Dictionary and acting like a retard. He thinks he is black, although he is actually whiter than Kevin Federline.
Example #1: "Yo, I'm so black! Now pass the stuffed cow!" - crackdealingseagull
Example #2: "I AM SO BLACKER THAN YOU! I GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL!" - crackdealingseagull
Example #3: "Ben is not black!!!!!! Now let me finish this game of WoW" - crackdealingseagull
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"