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crack cunt 

A females inability to successfully urinate despite frequent trips to the toilet. This typically occurs after the comsumption of a large amount of drugs.

A similar phenomenom occurs in men called crack cock.
"I must have crack cunt. I sat on the toilet for ten minutes without pissing."
crack cunt by ariesjow August 24, 2005
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Cunt Cracka 

A bitch who doesn't know jack shit. She ain't got a clue and she always actin a foo. Her cracka ass need some whippin into shape. Basically, this just a son of a bitch who can't get her whorey tits under control.

Cunt Crock-Pot 

The womb of a female. When pregnant, the crock-pot is "cookin'".
She's cookin' up a storm in the 'ole cunt crock-pot.
Cunt Crock-Pot by Lesbionic January 15, 2008

crackcent 

An accent developed by smoking too much crack. Most often imitated by gangster rappers by smoking too many cigarettes. The desired effect is to sound "authentic" and "from the streets".

A notably raspy voice developed from smoking crack.
Sucking on the pipe for 30 years will give anyone a crackcent even their mom can't comprehend.
crackcent by Kevin P. June 9, 2007
The name of a person that balls as hard as a crocodile but acts like a total cunt.
Yo, young jeezy be actin all like a crockcunt up in this crackhouse.
Crockcunt by Vasik November 9, 2012

Crackcentric 

The practice of ensuring the seams of your underwear and pants like up exactly with your butt (or vaginal) crack.
Look at the pants on that girl, they'd make her ass look better if she wore them more crackcentric.
Crackcentric by Supergenus January 17, 2017

Crackcut 

When you think you have made a word up, but you stole it from urban dictionary.
Liv: 'I made up the word Shme"
Urban dictionary: 'No u fuckin didn't u Crackcut whore'
Crackcut by Elswyatt February 18, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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