A nickname for the prepaid wireless provider TracFone, as their pricing scheme is similar to the way a crack dealer peddles his wares. They get you hooked with an inexpensive phone, then you find out their airtime cards are one of the most costly (per minute) in the wireless industry. Due to their high cost of use, CrackFones are popular with infrequent cell phone users. They're also popular with kids who can't actually afford a cell phone but want their peers to believe they have an actual, working cell phone.
person 1: "Check out my tight picture phone!"
person 2: "Nice. So what's your number?"
person 1: "Uhhh, well... umm..."
person 2: "Lemme guess, you got a CrackFone and you can't afford the minutes for it."
person 2: "Nice. So what's your number?"
person 1: "Uhhh, well... umm..."
person 2: "Lemme guess, you got a CrackFone and you can't afford the minutes for it."
by GotAnMP3 December 10, 2008
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A semi-famous player of Zombie Panic: Source. Featured on Source Mod Todd's "Greatest Zombie Killer Challenge". He didn't make #1, but he's still pretty funny and a good zombie killer. Likes to replace 75% of his nouns with "bullshit", "asshole", and "brain dawgs". His famous line is "Cut 'Em Up!" while yelling incoherent swear words.
His site, www.braindawgs.com, is in development. But according to Source Mod Todd, he "contracted a terminal illness" from spending so much time developing the site and clicking "ignore" on all the friend invites he's received recently. The only way to cure this illness is for him to get "1 Million Brain Dawgs".
An interesting character. If you ever find him on Zombie Panic, get ready to hear "asshole" "bullshit" and "cut 'em up" many many times. But you'll love it.
His site, www.braindawgs.com, is in development. But according to Source Mod Todd, he "contracted a terminal illness" from spending so much time developing the site and clicking "ignore" on all the friend invites he's received recently. The only way to cure this illness is for him to get "1 Million Brain Dawgs".
An interesting character. If you ever find him on Zombie Panic, get ready to hear "asshole" "bullshit" and "cut 'em up" many many times. But you'll love it.
1. Crackbone: "I got them brain dawgs!*"
2. Crackbone: "Cut 'Em up!"
3. Crackbone: "Here's some bullets for your asshole. Take your bullshit and move your asshole. I need some stamina for my asshole!"
Trivia: I've never played Zombie Panic: Source, yet I know all about Crackbone. That makes me cool.
*Brain dawgs is pronounced "Brain Dow-gs"
2. Crackbone: "Cut 'Em up!"
3. Crackbone: "Here's some bullets for your asshole. Take your bullshit and move your asshole. I need some stamina for my asshole!"
Trivia: I've never played Zombie Panic: Source, yet I know all about Crackbone. That makes me cool.
*Brain dawgs is pronounced "Brain Dow-gs"
by Flood_Master7 March 3, 2009
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nigga: It's probably the crack talking?
cracknigga: Wanna blow jay? I could use da green.
nigga: I'm no fag, but yeah suck this shit.
cracknigga: You'll never see that pussy Obama, do this. He's too good to touch animal by-products.
nigga: It's probably the crack talking?
cracknigga: Wanna blow jay? I could use da green.
nigga: I'm no fag, but yeah suck this shit.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
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