crace 

Totally spazzing, immature behavior; someone who is a total piece of shit.

"Dude, I'm so crace right now"; "I'm totally cracing"; That guy is such a crace!"

crace by Crace-Bone December 5, 2013

Crace 

Crace is when you have sand lodged between you butt cheeks.

Don't you hate crace after the beach.

Crace by Daxton$$$$$$ June 9, 2018

Crace 

a bitchy girl who critical diarrhoea who will poop on your head and hates a Baylin poop on his his head Loves a Thomas She flirts with him everytime

Thank you Crace for reading this

Crace by Midnight Celestia Black May 23, 2021

Lauren Crace

Lauren Crace is an exceptional beautiful young women. who played danielle jones from the soap eastenders. prior to eastenders she did many theatre roles.

Idiot: Hey is that not the weirdo danielle of eastenders who got killed
Me: No thats the extremely cute Lauren Crace Who played danielle jones from endeasters

Lauren Crace by WilsonTheRyan May 21, 2009

Strauss Crack

When the thigh on tight jeans gives out resulting in a material tear that exposes ones inner thigh. This generally occurs during wear in public places, although domestic occurrences have also been noted. Experiences are often distressing for the individual involved, commonly leading to embarrassment, anger, frustration, and, ultimately brand boycott.

Strauss Crack 1: OMG, that chick is showing a serious "Strauss Crack".

Strauss Crack 2: When I got off the bus I noticed I had a huge "Strauss Crack".

Strauss Crack 3: I can still remember my first "Strauss Crack". I told my boss I was feeling sick and left work immediately and took a cab home.

Strauss Crack 4: I am never buying those jeans again, they blew a "Strauss Crack" after two months!

Strauss Crack 5: The worst part of being Strauss Cracked is not knowing who's behind you.

Strauss Crack by Jackson Lester March 8, 2011

tough crack to nut 

an extremely attractive woman that no guy can score with

“Yeah, she’s as hot as a firecracker but you’d better forget it, pal. That’s a tough crack to nut.”

tough crack to nut by goose_on_a_roof June 5, 2022

crack pot jack 

a person who has been doing crack until 3 oclock in the morning then eating a steamed bun with the last pickle found in the pickle jar at the back of the neighbors fridge.

steve - "did you see micheal the other night" Jordan - " yes I did" steve - " he totally did a crack pot jack"

crack pot jack by milkman78 December 18, 2015