crab salad

A girl with a hairy bush that has crabs.

"That poor man just got a crab salad" said Nolan

by poor noliman June 27, 2011

crab salad

Chowing the pootang of a dirty slut with crabs. Lice in the snatch. Crotch critter cafe. Eating at Smells diner. Varment in the cock compartment.

The unsuspecting cunilinguist tossed the whore's crab salad and thought the pests in his teeth was crushed pepper from dinner.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

crab salad

n. when a infestation of pubic lice becomes so severe that it begins to surround the anus and an unkowing person begins to perform oral sex on the anus

"Surprise!" Jody yelled as Jacob began to gag after licking her ass,"Its Crab Salad."

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

Crab Salad

A date.

Hey, man. I went for a Crab Salad with that smokin' blonde last night.

by TipToeBurglar March 11, 2014

Crab Salad

When someone has both pubic lice—the crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.

I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.

by Jalsss April 05, 2022