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Crab Pot 

After fisting your hoe's pussy, you drop your balls into her gaped fuck hole to give your nut sack a good washing in her slut sauce, only to have her cunt lips squeeze around your balls and clamp them in place like a crab in a crab pot.
I tried to wash my balls in that bitches fuck hole, but my nuts got clamped in her bitch ditch like a crab in a crab pot.
Crab Pot by halascanid February 5, 2022
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Crab pot 

The strong oudour emmited from a vagina, which is unhealthy, which can be detected from a distance
" was about to shag this slapper last night but when she took off her knickers fuck me mate i thought i was at the harbour, whole room smelt like a Crab pot"
Crab pot by shaftshagnasty August 6, 2008

crab pot 

Where all the crabs go to get steamed!
Person 1: Hey, where you going tonight? (Person 1 is a crab)
Person 2: The crab pot! (Person 2 is also a crab or somesuch shellfish)

(Both are getting steamed)
crab pot by Eliot Rosewater January 13, 2008

crab pot 

When you see a bunch of sunburnt people (usually tourists) together in one spot.
Dude 1 "Hey look at that crab pot there hundreds of em! the burnt buggers!"

Dude 2 "I'm hungry now"

Crab-pot 

Crab pots are men or women with counterfeit emotional attachment. These men or women bait, lure, and catch sexual partners for ego boosts or recreational use. With no intention to care about them but use them repededly by giving false hope, hence they are stuck in a crabpot.
"I don't know why you keep sleeping with him, he dosent care about you, he is such a crab-pot!"
Crab-pot by Bastayo July 6, 2020

Crab-Pot 

The female equivalent of tea bagging. Also described as face-squatting. The act of putting ones vagina onto another's body parts, with or without their knowledge.
Dude, I passed out at this party, when I woke up, this chunker was Crab-Potting my thigh. Damn, she hit you with a Crab-Pot
Crab-Pot by ¥£€ June 26, 2014

Crab Shack Steam Pot

The act of which you hollow out a crab shell, shit inside it, shove it inside a girl, then fuck the shit out of it.
Katy Perry devorced Russell Brand because he refused to give her a crab shack steam pot.
Crab Shack Steam Pot by kenshero August 26, 2012
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