11 definitions by Chugmeister of Sicily
Paddy "Yeah hold my strongbow will you mate, i need to use the loo again"
Mark "You cider sprinkler"
Paddy "Actually nevermind mate i'm all done"
(slip)
Mark "You cider sprinkler"
Paddy "Actually nevermind mate i'm all done"
(slip)
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 23, 2010
Someone who is attracted to paper. Usually lined paper is desired. Often people discover they are a paperphile when they first open a book and they smell that new book aroma, from then on there hooked! hooked with a paper clip!
Bad cop "You opened that book and read the whole page did'nt you! That page had only been published 5 years ago! You paperphile!!!"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 21, 2010
Refers to a poor state of living establishments for babies or toddlers. It comes from the word "Kitty litter" where you stick a kitten in a room, put newspaper of the floor and a box of kitty litter. If the baby is kept in a room similar to this it is certainly a kiddy litter room but would also be considered one if there were any wires, drills, drugs, rude magazines, medication and all assorted NO NO'S!
Jane "Laura have you seen Margaret's baby yet?"
Laura "Yeah it was living in kiddy litter!"
Margaret "We need to get him neutered soon"
Laura "Yeah it was living in kiddy litter!"
Margaret "We need to get him neutered soon"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 18, 2010
1.) Someone who does something easy really well 2.) Someone who does something easy coz there lazy 3.) Someone who does something supposedly gay and lame but is cool coz of it.
Dude 1 "Hey your a REALLY REALLY GOOD triangle player"
Triangle player "Well why would i learn the piano, to many keys"
Dude 2 "Man thats actually cool, i should learn the triangle"
or
Dude 1 "Man why are you wearing a dress"
triangle player wanna be " Yeah i'm setting a trend"
Dude 2 "He so wants to be a triangle player but you know what hes not" (giggles like a girl and runs off)
Triangle player "Well why would i learn the piano, to many keys"
Dude 2 "Man thats actually cool, i should learn the triangle"
or
Dude 1 "Man why are you wearing a dress"
triangle player wanna be " Yeah i'm setting a trend"
Dude 2 "He so wants to be a triangle player but you know what hes not" (giggles like a girl and runs off)
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 23, 2010
A person who has all these races in them and generally lives in Wales. They have great difficulty going to pubs and tend to holiday in a cheap caravan across the British Isles.
Seamus Smith Scott (an Irish,English and Scottish man) "Oh i can't go to the pub! i always get in to trouble down the pub!"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 18, 2010
Youngins that act like there 80! They generally play chess, where plain clothing, eat bland foods such as soup and hate the young generation. These outcasts of society are usually of an age of 10-19 to be considered "Mutant turtle teenagers".
Craig (A teenager) "Hey guys wanna play some frisbeeee?"
Mr.Peterson (One of the Mutant turtle teenagers) "Oh when this game of chess is over, and let me fetch my extra plain grey sweater"
Leonardo (One of the teenage mutant ninja turtles) "Cowabunga!"
Mr.Peterson (One of the Mutant turtle teenagers) "Oh when this game of chess is over, and let me fetch my extra plain grey sweater"
Leonardo (One of the teenage mutant ninja turtles) "Cowabunga!"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 21, 2010
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 23, 2010