crab out 

verb. The act of escaping from an awkward situation.

"Crabbing out" often follows "awkward turtle".

The signal for crabbing out is placing both hands next to your shoulders and rotating your wrists forward and towards your neck, a few times. This represents a crab moving sideways.

Person: We were all standing in a circle and didn't realize John was standing there. When someone mentioned how much of a wanker he was, I was quick to crab out.

crab out by monrage February 12, 2009

crab out 

the act of vigorisly eating someone out that is infected with crabs

crab out, oprah, jessica simpson, and your mom

crab out by [e-mail] January 2, 2011

crab out 

the action used to leave an awkward situation.

you place your hands on your hips, and then lunge to your right or left to mimick a crab walking sideways.

it is a fast and efficient way of both leaving and brightening up an awkward situation.

Joe and his girlfriend started arguing infront of me...so i crabbed out.

or

This is a bit awkward, better crab out.

crab out by Robertoo March 13, 2013

Sand Crab'd out 

Running away in fear or to avoid one's problems in a cowardly manner.

He's one HP on me.
Where?
Over there he Sand Crab'd out.

Sand Crab'd out by annClements795 April 17, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004