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Some retard who falls off roofs and pulls fire alarms.
He is such a cowsey
cowsey by bossbeastman March 5, 2015
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Also used to refer to pavement/sidewalk in Ilkeston, but possibly "causey" from "causeway"
"No playing in the road...stay on the corsey"
corsey by drbollocks April 17, 2008
Related Words
cowsey • cowley • Corsey • cossey • cowey • Cowsy • chowsey • Colsey • consey • coosey
Cute word for a cow.
OMG that cowser is goin' "moo moo moo" till the cows come home!
cowser by Freybjorg April 17, 2020

cowsecks 

maplestory .
bera .
ign - cowsecks
omfg ! COWSECKS!!1oneone!#!$!%!shift!!
cowsecks by ahadhadh March 4, 2008
"cowbey" is a Taiwanese slang means "shut the fuck up" or "bull shit". Usually used when people say something annoying.

The "cOwBEY" sticker is inspired by "OBEY".
A: "You look older than your age, how old are you? Poor Baby?"
B: "cowbey!"
cowbey by marclin July 28, 2006

Sammy Cowhey 

A frugal man with an absolute hog
Pfff the biggest tip that guy has given is his dick… What a Sammy Cowhey
Sammy Cowhey by Wieners Cocktionary December 29, 2022
a teacher (generally female) who exhibits uptight, bitchy and pretentious behavior toward her students in order to compensate for having a mediocre life.
When my world religions teacher acted like she had a ten foot pole shoved up her ass I suspected that she was a Cowhey.
Cowhey by P. R. Hindley May 24, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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