Cowhey

a teacher (generally female) who exhibits uptight, bitchy and pretentious behavior toward her students in order to compensate for having a mediocre life.

When my world religions teacher acted like she had a ten foot pole shoved up her ass I suspected that she was a Cowhey.

by P. R. Hindley May 24, 2010

Sammy Cowhey

A frugal man with an absolute hog

Pfff the biggest tip that guy has given is his dick… What a Sammy Cowhey

by Wieners Cocktionary December 29, 2022

cowherd

A term usually used to describe an orgy that includes one man (as the bull) and at least four more women (the cows). This makes up a cowherd but can only contain one man.

Derek: I had a great cowherd last night
Terry: You do not have the sexual competence to pull that off

by theoriginalladontour July 14, 2010

Colin Cowherd

Extremely annoying sports radio talk show host who thinks he is right about everything. Tactics include:1)Bashing an entire city or school the day after they lose a championship game.(As if their fans had something to do with it) 2)Rambling on and on about how the ratings in football are so much higher than baseball.(As if that is going to make me instantly stop liking baseball) 3)Cutting off and/or hanging up on anyone who has a different opinion than him. 4)Being so generally annoying that you would rather turn off the radio in fear that you might cut your ears off if you continue to listen. 5)Claiming that he is the only talk show host who makes any sense when he is in fact the only one at his own network who doesn't make any sense. 6)Being such an overall fuckup that you wonder how a stellar network such as ESPN could hire an assclown like him.

Person A: You wanna listen to the Colin Cowherd show???
Person B: Let's cut eachother instead.
Person A: Sound's great!!!

by C. Griffin November 9, 2007

colin cowherd

The guy who thinks he's hot shit on ESPN radio but really is just a piece of shit. He ordered the code red on TBL and thats pretty gay, except that TBL sucks cock. So fuck both of them.

Colin Cowherd is worthless, just like 90% of everything on ESPN radio.

by povo December 24, 2008

cowbey

"cowbey" is a Taiwanese slang means "shut the fuck up" or "bull shit". Usually used when people say something annoying.

The "cOwBEY" sticker is inspired by "OBEY".

A: "You look older than your age, how old are you? Poor Baby?"
B: "cowbey!"

by marclin July 28, 2006

Cowher

a person with a big chin that sticks out of their face.

(a girl with a big chin walks in a bar)...look at that cowher girl!

by Chris Russell October 25, 2003