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Ah Cowen man is a man who does rel horn 🙍♀.
He will fw you, yuh best fren and yuh sister.
If you an yuh Cowen man fallout thys it fuh you dey yuh officially single an dho expect him to wait fuh alyur to get good and back tgt cuz he will horn yuh desperate ass!!!
Worst part bout having ah Cowen man is if alyur done you hadda see him all d mc time! And all ah dem ugly no ass but dey wet as fuck.
He will fw you, yuh best fren and yuh sister.
If you an yuh Cowen man fallout thys it fuh you dey yuh officially single an dho expect him to wait fuh alyur to get good and back tgt cuz he will horn yuh desperate ass!!!
Worst part bout having ah Cowen man is if alyur done you hadda see him all d mc time! And all ah dem ugly no ass but dey wet as fuck.
You see that boi dey? He's go Cowen and he wet like water! Dem bush gyal dem like ugly fucks like Cowen man.
by b0nelesspizza June 4, 2018
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