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Iker Casillas 

one and only Iker Casillas, the Greatest goalkeeper who ever lived. a legend. apart from his football. he is most modest and humble with people. very gentle and social. a family man, curteous, will talk to you for hours about nothing and keeps you entertained. very caring and likes to please others. he is spanish by every mean and therefore ladies should stay away unless they know how to handle a don juan de marco. his charm is irresistible and will hypnotiz you with his percing eyes and gentle touch. he is also a hardcore romantic therefore he knows every way to allure a woman and make her fall head-over heel for him. one of the coolest things about him is that when he walks into a room he'll get all the attention and respect. and why not he is close to perfect :)
Person 1: I met this guy today i am amazed by him. i never been treated so right. he is the greatest guy i ever met.

Person 2: you met Iker Casillas! ahh lucky you!

person 1: yes God must love me :)
Iker Casillas by imjustsayingthetruth September 23, 2011

Cousllanable 

A person who is funny and positive at the same time
Lordykun is such a cousllanable person.
Cousllanable by freakynishu November 5, 2020

couilles 

"J'ai mal aux couilles.": My balls hurt.

"Tu me casses les couilles.": An expression to say "You piss me off."
couilles by poilautistou October 5, 2016

Iker Casillas 

Best goal keeper in the entire world. He's no gay fag.
Did you see Iker Casillas stop that shot!?
Iker Casillas by mrscarecrow July 12, 2010

Couillard 

Verb
To skip, skate, or otherwise avoid a commitment that you deem unimportant or inconvenient.
Yeah, I think I'm going to Couillard this meeting. I'll probably go for a run instead.
Couillard by CommodoreP March 14, 2011

Iker Casillas 

Unbelievably sexy goalkeeper for the Spanish national team and Real Madrid. AKA, the best goalkeeper in the world.
The only reason I watch Real games is because that Iker Casillas is hella fine.
Iker Casillas by Francesca17 August 4, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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