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courtesy tap 

a gesture you use while getting head before you jizz in her mouth
"He was so sweet he did a courtesy tap so i didnt have to spit or swollow."
courtesy tap by xtrahotnspicy October 25, 2009

Courtesy Tap 

When a woman gives you oral sex and you are about to climax. Just before you ejaculate you give the woman a tap on the shoulder that tells her to stop so you can finish into a cup or the toilet bowl. Usually done if the woman does not enjoy the taste or swallowing ejaculate.
"My man is so nice. I was bobbing for apples and he gave me a courtesy tap before he jizzed in my face."
Courtesy Tap by anderpanda May 11, 2015

courtesy tap 

verb: an act of sex following a pricey (over $15) dinner, where the benifactor of the dinner reciprecates out of politness. Can be both passive and active.
After that ho bought my dinner, I had to giver her a little courtesy tap. I mean, that bitch was nasty, but Red Lobster sure is fine.

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026