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Count Crapula 

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Vampiric Faeces
"Oh no I've just been bitten by Count Crapula and soon I will turn into some poo"
Count Crapula by Chester K Rabbit Chaser September 7, 2003
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Count Crapula 

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A shit, of any incarnation, done on Halloween night.
Dude In Bed Sheet: Are you comin' trick or treating or what brah?
Dude Wrapped In Toilet Paper: Wait up five minutes, I gotta take a Count Crapula!
Count Crapula by Johnny Drac December 3, 2007
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Count Chapula

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Common phrase at UPenn to describe a girl that gives blowjobs with either A. a lot of teeth or B. chapped/dry lips
"Hey I heard you hooked up with Amy..."
"Yeah, it sucked though. She was a total Count Chapula."
Count Chapula by Shabbyv4444 November 12, 2012
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Shackteâu

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A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
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Sonion

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Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026
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breatharian 

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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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