could you

Referring to something you really, really cannot be bothered with.

I just walked through the rain for an hour, could you?

by jh11 April 8, 2011

could you not

requesting someone to take back something they just did or said

You grab your girlfriends ass in public.
Response: Um, could you NOT? (emphasis on 'not')

by Terence Michael July 24, 2003

Could You Please

This isn't your normal everyday could you please, the way it is ment o be said is in a harsh manner, this is because it means stop it. Sorry this definition sucks, I am busy gherkin it.

Tina: Tyler! Get your hands out of your pants!
Sadex: Tina, could you please.

by Tyler Sadex May 26, 2004

could you fucking not

What you say when you strongly disagree with something that was said/done/is happening. Can be applied to persons, actions, pretty much anything that you want to emphasize against.

1." Hey Im gay, fuck me in ass please!" - Peter
"Could you fucking not, were in public, dumbass" -Me
2. *Eating some lit french fries*
*Peter comes and starts munching from your fries stash*
"Hey Peter, could you fucking not?" -Me
3. *Waking up at weekend to notice that its raining like motherfucker outside*

"Goddamn, could you fucking not" - Me

by Realest motherfucker June 29, 2016

how could you

WHUTT?? Did u really mean to do or wtv that!?!

ps: this definition, expression just came out of my head.. makes sense to me

How could you do that to me?, how could you think about that..

by bdzzbdzz August 5, 2016

HOW COULD YOU LEAVE US

ITS A NF SONG WHY ARE YOU searching it up in urbandictionary

mom:bye bye

NF:How could you leave us

by im very very easy September 23, 2019

could you fucking not please/CYFNP

A more rude and aggressive way of nicely asking someone to stop doing something.

*James pokes Becky*
Becky: could you fucking not please/CYFNP! its annoying!

by dat guy! April 28, 2016