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Could You Please 

This isn't your normal everyday could you please, the way it is ment o be said is in a harsh manner, this is because it means stop it. Sorry this definition sucks, I am busy gherkin it.
Tina: Tyler! Get your hands out of your pants!
Sadex: Tina, could you please.

could you not

requesting someone to take back something they just did or said
You grab your girlfriends ass in public.
Response: Um, could you NOT? (emphasis on 'not')

could you fucking not 

What you say when you strongly disagree with something that was said/done/is happening. Can be applied to persons, actions, pretty much anything that you want to emphasize against.
1." Hey Im gay, fuck me in ass please!" - Peter
"Could you fucking not, were in public, dumbass" -Me
2. *Eating some lit french fries*
*Peter comes and starts munching from your fries stash*
"Hey Peter, could you fucking not?" -Me
3. *Waking up at weekend to notice that its raining like motherfucker outside*

"Goddamn, could you fucking not" - Me

Could You Give Me Some Editing Tips?

The best pickup line in history. Used by famous internet YouTube star, Daniel James Howell, to his secret husband, Philip Michael Lester.
Dan: Hey Phil, could you give me some editing tips?

could you fucking not please/CYFNP 

A more rude and aggressive way of nicely asking someone to stop doing something.
*James pokes Becky*
Becky: could you fucking not please/CYFNP! its annoying!

Could you help me find something? 

A question asked to a strange Women or Man in a SuperMarket as a way to break the ice.
Excuss me, "Could you help me find something?"... I was searching for something to say when I walked past you...