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Couchrage 

The act of expressing outrage, dissent or vitriol from the comfort of your bed or chair.
Toby's couchrage at the fat man who got stuck on the Ferris Wheel was ironic, considering he hadn't left his bed in 2 or 3 weeks.
Couchrage by geodave April 7, 2015

Couchebag 

A female douchebag.
damn did you see that girl wearing ed hearty and being a total asshole... she was a couchebag.
Couchebag by Lovehandle October 20, 2010

couchebag 

n. someone who ditches band practice
other forms-couchebagged, couchebagging, couchebaggery
Guitarist: Dude our bass player is such a couchebag.
Drummer: Yeah he totally ditched us.

Couchraged 

Being incredibly upset (outraged if you like) but having no intention of moving off your couch to do anything about it.
I thought he was gonna do something about that but looks like he was just couchraged
Couchraged by Macca60 December 1, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026