couche rag 

A person that is one step up from a douche bag. When the term douche bag is not adequate enough.

That jerk at the store was being a total couche rag!

couche rag by $ee-Dub July 24, 2011

Couchrage 

The act of expressing outrage, dissent or vitriol from the comfort of your bed or chair.

Toby's couchrage at the fat man who got stuck on the Ferris Wheel was ironic, considering he hadn't left his bed in 2 or 3 weeks.

Couchrage by geodave April 7, 2015

Couchebag 

A female douchebag.

damn did you see that girl wearing ed hearty and being a total asshole... she was a couchebag.

Couchebag by Lovehandle October 20, 2010

couchebag 

n. someone who ditches band practice
other forms-couchebagged, couchebagging, couchebaggery

Guitarist: Dude our bass player is such a couchebag.
Drummer: Yeah he totally ditched us.

couchebag by Craig Christofanelli April 27, 2006

Couchraged 

Being incredibly upset (outraged if you like) but having no intention of moving off your couch to do anything about it.

I thought he was gonna do something about that but looks like he was just couchraged

Couchraged by Macca60 December 1, 2018