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Couchrage 

The act of expressing outrage, dissent or vitriol from the comfort of your bed or chair.
Toby's couchrage at the fat man who got stuck on the Ferris Wheel was ironic, considering he hadn't left his bed in 2 or 3 weeks.
Couchrage by geodave April 7, 2015

Couchebag 

A female douchebag.
damn did you see that girl wearing ed hearty and being a total asshole... she was a couchebag.
Couchebag by Lovehandle October 20, 2010

couchebag 

n. someone who ditches band practice
other forms-couchebagged, couchebagging, couchebaggery
Guitarist: Dude our bass player is such a couchebag.
Drummer: Yeah he totally ditched us.

Couchraged 

Being incredibly upset (outraged if you like) but having no intention of moving off your couch to do anything about it.
I thought he was gonna do something about that but looks like he was just couchraged
Couchraged by Macca60 December 1, 2018
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026