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couch muncher

A couch muncher is a person who takes up the whole couch while munching on tostitos or other assorted brand name chips. The couch muncher does not proceed to get up when asked.
Kayla would not get her fat ass off the couch, fucking couch muncher!!
couch muncher by Kaylabrandonalicia September 7, 2005

cooch muncher 

One who enjoys eating, sucking, or snacking on the grundle area.
Clarky did five years for being a public cooch muncher.

cooch muncher 

Or coochie muncher, is someone (usually a lesbian) who enjoys munching coochie (eat pussy).
"There is no point hitting on her, she is a cooch muncher."
"Oh, I didnt know she was a cooch muncher!"

cooch-muncher

Describes one who munches cooch.
Georgia likes women, so she must be a cooch-muncher”.
cooch-muncher by elementbeach September 21, 2023
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026