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One man couch hockey 

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An alternative saying for jerking off
Hey before we go out tonight, I’m gonna play a little one man couch hockey in the dark
One man couch hockey by Mikey33__ February 9, 2018
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couch hockey • One man couch hockey • couch honkey • Couch Jockey • couch • couch potato • couch fucker • couch dolphin • couch slut • couch surfing

couch honkey

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That person who no one seems to know, but has been crashed on your couch for 3 days. (Like in the movie "Half Baked") There is an element as though this "couch honkey" partied his balls off with you at one point and then ended up on the couch, but nobody remembers.
That couch honkey has been laying there since yesterday.
couch honkey by hollywoodhorror June 11, 2006
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Satellite baddies

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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Rammys 

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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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NARP

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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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