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That person who no one seems to know, but has been crashed on your couch for 3 days. (Like in the movie "Half Baked") There is an element as though this "couch honkey" partied his balls off with you at one point and then ended up on the couch, but nobody remembers.
That couch honkey has been laying there since yesterday.
by hollywoodhorror June 05, 2006
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