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cou-cousin 

A cousin of a cousin.
Cou-cousin 1: Wanna get outta here?
Cou-cousin 2: Eww! We're cou-cousins, you sick fuck.
cou-cousin by Masturhator October 30, 2011
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De Cou'ed 

To be at all affected by Patrick De Cou in any way, specifically sexually, and living to tell about it.
Dude you guys, i just found a condom wrapper in the courtyard room, someone for sure got De Cou'ed last night.
De Cou'ed by Jason Powers March 10, 2008
A cheap and inexpensive couch or sofa that doesn't deserve the Right to have all 5 letters of the word, which is reserved for a more suitable, average couch. Hence the -ch is dropped from the name. Typically used as a derogatory way to comment on a person's cheap tastes or habits when purchasing furniture.
Damn son, where you get this cou from? ...Walmart!

How can we all fit on this cou, my man? We'll break this midget piece of sh!t!
Cou by L@nceBoi December 7, 2016
One of the best Custom hero footies player to date! He's helped trained several of the most best players in custom hero footies and is always very nice. His use of Micro and tactic are outstanding and helped created some of the tactics in CHF. he currently is shaman of Clan HPMM in War craft III and serves as a right hand man to Bond_009. He's also seen playing side by side with Stooge, trolling or carrying him in custom hero footies rounds.
"Cou joins the lobby"

Person 1: Omg Cou joined! Cou swap me to your team!

person 2: ffs, let's go. Cou give us noobies a chance.

"both players leave the lobby"
Cou by Custom_hero_footies_fan August 6, 2012
A cheap and inexpensive couch or sofa that doesn't deserve the Right to have the all 5 letters of the word, which is reserved for a more suitable, average couch. Hence the -ch is dropped from the name. Typically used as a derogatory way to comment on a person's cheap tastes or habit when purchasing furniture.
Damn son, where you get this cou from? ...Walmart!

How can we all fit on this cou, my man? We'll break this midget piece of sh!t!
Cou by L@nceBoi December 7, 2016
way to address your friend

synonyms: nigga, buddy, pal, potna

dmv slang, made up and popularized by brokoligang

pronounced: koo
Jamal: "What's up my cou?"
Darius: "Nuh much just chillen fr fr"
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Sara: *posts a squad pic on snapchat* "chillen wit my cous"
cou by brokoligang August 18, 2018