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A cheap and inexpensive couch or sofa that doesn't deserve the Right to have all 5 letters of the word, which is reserved for a more suitable, average couch. Hence the -ch is dropped from the name. Typically used as a derogatory way to comment on a person's cheap tastes or habits when purchasing furniture.
Damn son, where you get this cou from? ...Walmart!

How can we all fit on this cou, my man? We'll break this midget piece of sh!t!
by L@nceBoi December 07, 2016
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A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being โ€œthe infected.โ€
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didnโ€™t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
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One of the best Custom hero footies player to date! He's helped trained several of the most best players in custom hero footies and is always very nice. His use of Micro and tactic are outstanding and helped created some of the tactics in CHF. he currently is shaman of Clan HPMM in War craft III and serves as a right hand man to Bond_009. He's also seen playing side by side with Stooge, trolling or carrying him in custom hero footies rounds.
"Cou joins the lobby"

Person 1: Omg Cou joined! Cou swap me to your team!

person 2: ffs, let's go. Cou give us noobies a chance.

"both players leave the lobby"
by Custom_hero_footies_fan August 06, 2012
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Originally C.O.U.S. (the acronym for Captain of Unnecessary Speach), the word refres to a Douche Wagon that talks far too often with nothing worthwhile to say. He or she is likely to to be called fucking annoying
Oh shit, Terrance! Here comes the fucking cous again.
by orange_peel December 06, 2005
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A cheap and inexpensive couch or sofa that doesn't deserve the Right to have the all 5 letters of the word, which is reserved for a more suitable, average couch. Hence the -ch is dropped from the name. Typically used as a derogatory way to comment on a person's cheap tastes or habit when purchasing furniture.
Damn son, where you get this cou from? ...Walmart!

How can we all fit on this cou, my man? We'll break this midget piece of sh!t!
by L@nceBoi December 07, 2016
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a person who is part of the gang called crips
what up cous you ready
by omar October 10, 2004
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