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Where a cottup was waiting to assist the doctor.
cottup by Feven!!!!! September 29, 2020
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Not to be confused COTUS (Center of the universe syndrome).
Not to be confused with coitus (you know, that).

It's own thing. A beast with a thousand hands. Respect it's thang and you may have the keys to places you know not of in this life!
A: You know that... dude in our Spanish class? The one with the tattoos. Total Cottus.
B: Dude, that's not a dude, dude.
A: Total Cottus!
Cottus by bn_thelone_li October 12, 2019

Coctupus 

-A person being rude or is annoying to deal with

-compared to being made of tiny dicks
Person 1) "shut the hell up you stupid bitch!"

Person 2) "fuckin coctupus , who do you think your talking to?!"
Coctupus by LantaCelluli July 12, 2021

Marco Cotrupi 

An italian name typically used to indicate people that are failures in life.

they tend to game a lot, especially shitty games on pc or nintendo.
-"my man spent all day playing Pokemon sword"
-"he's such a Marco Cotrupi..."
Marco Cotrupi by Synegro March 6, 2022
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026