cotton crotch

Another name for the welsh
Rather than calling a welsh person a sheep shagger, you can say they have cotton crotch

Dylan, have you been focking mi sheep again?
no daa
don't lie to me you filthy cotton crotch bastard

cotton crotch by bob mc'bob November 17, 2016

cotton crotch

The dry-mouth sensation that spreads through the vagina (oochie) because of over absorption of the tampon.

"Dammmn Meredith, Have you ever had cotton crotch"
"No...what the heck is that TRISHA?!"
"You know, when your crotch is all dried out when you have your period"
"Wow, must be an itchy week."

cotton crotch by Trisha DUDETTE March 20, 2006

Cotton Crotch

A dry snatch.

Some chick that gets so stoned that her cotton-mouth extends to her cunt. This is observed during an attempt at sex that wasn't meant to be.

I was so horny after we smoked , but my cotton crotch was a real cock blocker!

Cotton Crotch by ThatGurl07 December 26, 2010

Crotch Cotton 

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.

dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar

Crotch Cotton by CosmicDragon August 5, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019