cotnainer
cotnainer by DockOnThisChoadHammer November 3, 2017
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flexible container of Massengill
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
flexible container of Massengill by Telephony May 4, 2013
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untruthful flexible container of feces
You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!
untruthful flexible container of feces by Telephony May 4, 2013
contained randomness
1.an organized cult of enlightened individuals who have mastered the art of containing even the most extreme influences of humour without showing the slightest sign of and expression
2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour
2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour
contained randomness by Rorz n Wilde December 2, 2004
container ass
Container ass is used to describe an ass that only looks good because of the pants being worn. The definition works two ways in that the ass only looks good when in a container (pants) and the pants contain(h)er ass.
container ass by www.analdoesntcount.com October 26, 2007
Douche Container
Douche Container by Yelsew T-Wreckya March 3, 2010
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Pee Calculus
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