cotains 

co·tain (ko-tn) co·tained, co·tain·ing, co·tains

To have within; hold.
To beat up the other QA guy over a mis-spelling.

Jon can hardly cotain his anger after that e-mail from Kevin.

cotains by JWT January 7, 2005

This video contains win 

A meme on youtube where a user posted a video of robotnik saying pingas to the tune of kirby's gourmet music

this video contains win and moar

This video contains win by mama weegee November 17, 2009

Kurt Cobains Murder 

Kurt Cobains Murder was commited by Courtney Love - yeah thats right peoples - believe it, if you dont, then your ignorant and should see www.cobaincase.com as it shall convince your ass

Ignorant Person: Dude, like Kurt, like sooo kill himself, like what are you on about with Kurt Cobains Murder
Clever Person: NO you moron, read the evidence duh, he was too drugged to kill himself and wasnt suicidal, and Courtney Love had alot to lose. So There.

Kurt Cobains Murder by Adeyebe May 21, 2006

WARNING! this video contains flashing lights

A video that has a warning of flashing lights

Me:Watches a video
Video:WARNING! this video contains flashing lights
Me:*Lowers down the brightness*

WARNING! this video contains flashing lights by ihandlethisidk August 28, 2022

cobains disease 

coabins disease is a horrible disease which was established in 1999. six years after Kurt Cobains death, pretty much its when you can be sitting down in the most tranquil place when youll suddenly get really sharp pains and it can be anywhere in your body. it was established because Cobain wrote in his journal what it was like to have this disease. he got pains in his stomach and always had to vomit his pain away.

"dude why are you throwing up"

"sorry its just the cobains disease"
"thats alright then"

cobains disease by PunkRockCobain July 7, 2011

cotaint 

Snorting cocaine off of someone’s taint

I need a pick me up. Can I do a line of cotaint on you?

cotaint by ilovedilfs69 April 4, 2022

beef cutains 

Found down below in a female aka protruding from the vage

It is another name for the cunt falps, pish flaps, labia lips, gammon flaps, beef drapes etc

Shut your beef cutains ya slapper!

beef cutains by the anderons May 20, 2008