That moment when you realize you should have scaled a CrossFit WOD because it's days later and you still can't walk down a flight of stairs or participate fully in activities of daily living.
I can't go to the bathroom without using the towel rack to pull myself up. I CrossFucked myself.
People: Why do people waste time out of their day to watch a video to then negatively degrade it, and then replies to everyone else who comments back?
ME: I don't people's logic is confusing as fuck!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.