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CrossFucked

That moment when you realize you should have scaled a CrossFit WOD because it's days later and you still can't walk down a flight of stairs or participate fully in activities of daily living.
I can't go to the bathroom without using the towel rack to pull myself up. I CrossFucked myself.
CrossFucked by xfitnutty September 1, 2012
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Crossfuck 

When you are having sex with three or more people and your penis goes into an unexpected vagina or butthole.
While doing sarah I accidentally crossfucked Julie.
Crossfuck by Long Boehner September 10, 2010

costfucker 

Original name: Costcutter. Chain of shitty, high-priced convenience shops. Usually do deals on beer. Can also be open 24hours.
Just going to costfucker to get sum rizlas
costfucker by No.Mad.Ic January 28, 2007

crossfucked

Crossfaded, but in an exclusively negative way, with extreme nausea and total lack of pleasure or enjoyment.
One bowl and a couple beers and I was having a good time, but after six shots of Jack Daniel's I was crossfucked and vomited all over myself.
crossfucked by Ian Rice II October 20, 2008

Consfucked 

When you are confused as fuck.
People: Why do people waste time out of their day to watch a video to then negatively degrade it, and then replies to everyone else who comments back?
ME: I don't people's logic is confusing as fuck!

People: Now this has me consfucked.
Consfucked by BreedofDMC6669 June 4, 2016

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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