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strong and Bold Active and Demanding he is a very free spirit and goofy person get you a cortavious
omg he is so goofy and B.A.D is that cortavious
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The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA)

When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.

Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.
Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next

Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!

Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).
by Epictrix August 27, 2012
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cornatious

n.

someone or something that is outrageously lame and/or corny.
Mario Lopez says the wackest things ever. He is so cornatious.
by Mariel Antonio June 3, 2008
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Curtatious

When a room is curty
Close the blinds to make the room more curtatious
by Jake Sciortino December 22, 2018
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Contagious Smile

Is when someone smiles at you and you cant help but smile back.
Me:Everytime you smile it makes me smile.
You:*Blush*
Me:Its really cute you have a contagious smile
by PopcornBuddy September 14, 2011
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Cortavion

The finest most loyal boy u will ever meet he's short but love tall girls he is really into sports and has a funny personality that any girl will fall for 😍
Have you meet cortavion yet ?
by Cute girls January 20, 2017
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Contagious Magic

A form of sympathetic magic based on the view that things once conjoined continue to influence each other when separated; thus magic performed on a lock of hair may affect the person from whom it came.
Contagious Magic is magic that attempts to affect a person through something once connected with him or her, as a shirt once worn by the person or a footprint left in the sand; a branch of sympathetic magic based on the belief that things once in contact are in some way permanently so, however separated physically they may subsequently become.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010
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