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coronover 

Hold-over symptomatology that exhibits itself long after contracting and surviving SARS-CoV-2; COVID-19; coronavirus. It may manifest in many ways for all survivors. Sudden shortness of breath, dizziness, fatigue, cough, lack of taste or smell, burning sensation in extremities, short term memory loss, any one or more of these recurring symptoms, that one did not have prior to catching and surviving SARS-CoV-2, aka COVID-19, aka coronavirus, could be considered a 'coronover'.
Strange how I can do twenty laps in the pool and feel invigorated, but I walk to the car and feel winded. I guess it's my damned coronover.

I went to go pick up the pizza and forgot where I was going; damned coronover.
coronover by cuntscheduling March 25, 2021
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BC - Before Coronavirus 

The days before coronavirus was when one could - shake hands, go to the gym, eat out, buy toilet paper and leave their house without explanation, penalty or risk of catching Covid-19. Those were the days that pimpin' could now be considered easy.
"BC - Before Coronavirus toilet paper was embarrassing to walk around with. Now it's the 2020 Mona Lisa"

coronavirus 

A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is online school.
Person 1: YOOOOOOO Walmart is out of toilet paper because of the coronavirus
Person 2: Yeah all of the Karens took it, but I am madder that we have to do online school.

Coronogeddon

The end of mankind, through a Corona - like virus!
I saw me peeples, dyin' all 'round mi!
Thought Coronogeddon finally arrived!
Coronogeddon by Fukaface! March 23, 2020

coronaviruseando

(or in english, coronavirusing)
the act of pretending that the coronavirus school break is just an extended spring break (continuing to go to the beach, drinking, etc.)
men estoy coronaviruseando heavyyy
dude i’m lowkey just coronavirusing
coronaviruseando by PUTABEHAVE March 15, 2020

Coronavirus 

An asshole virus that is making people insecure, and hoard toilet paper. (tp)
Darn! I have no food in the fridge damn Coronavirus!
Coronavirus by lolggs March 21, 2020

Coronavirus 

A phenomenon that causes a sudden disappearance of toilet paper worldwide.
Karen: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BECKY IM TRYING TO GET EVERY LAST ROLL OF TOILET PAPER IN THIS STORE BECAUSE CORONAVIRUS
Coronavirus by gracie1030 March 14, 2020