if you know a coroiescu, be ready to laugh until you literally shart. it’s happened before. they’re funny, serious, annoying, all of the above. they tend to divorce, have medical issues, and the husband die first. they are usually quite rich so if you want to get some money, try a coroiescu. they’re also very hot 😒😒😒
person 1: woah, is that ___ coroiescu?!?!
person 2: yeah, aren’t they hot?!
person 1: and rich!
person 2: i feel so bad for them, their grandpa had a liver transplant, they have asthma, their cousin has stomach problems and scoliosis, and their aunt is infertile!
person 2: yeah, aren’t they hot?!
person 1: and rich!
person 2: i feel so bad for them, their grandpa had a liver transplant, they have asthma, their cousin has stomach problems and scoliosis, and their aunt is infertile!
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person 1: woah, is that ___ coroiescu?!?!
person 2: yeah, aren’t they hot?!
person 1: and rich!
person 2: i feel so bad for them, their family has really bad medical issues.
person 2: yeah, aren’t they hot?!
person 1: and rich!
person 2: i feel so bad for them, their family has really bad medical issues.
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Get the corriscuous mug.1: of or relating to Cori Alexis Martinez (Kagawa) 2: a mix of Japanese and Mexican heritage 3: characterized by high energy 4: Ditzy; Some people may consider the character of Audrey in Little Shop of Horrors very coriesque. 5: loves to sing 6: loves to listen to musical theatre soundtracks in spare time 7: sings soprano/mezzo-soprano in choral pieces; The solo in the a capella version of Bohemian Rhapsody has a very coriesque feel to it. 8: dramatic and passionate; The new play was being hailed as the latest coriesque sensation. 9: night blind
Synonyms: dreamy; ditzy; Japanese; Mexican; singer; dancer; actress; energetic; random; klutzy; helpful
Antonyms: tone deaf; no rhythm; complacent; rude; dispassionate; boring; bass; perfect eye sight
Entomology: a Japanese/Mexican female born to Pioquinto Martinez and Betti Kagawa on the fourth of September 1991 at Torrance Memorial Medical Center.
References: A mix of the energy and craziness of Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds) and the sarcasm and wit of Ziva David (NCIS). Both shows are CBS television shows.
A mix of the energy and personality of Alice Cullen and the lack of coordination of Bella Swan(pre-change) (Both characters in the Twilight book series by Stephenie Meyers)
Synonyms: dreamy; ditzy; Japanese; Mexican; singer; dancer; actress; energetic; random; klutzy; helpful
Antonyms: tone deaf; no rhythm; complacent; rude; dispassionate; boring; bass; perfect eye sight
Entomology: a Japanese/Mexican female born to Pioquinto Martinez and Betti Kagawa on the fourth of September 1991 at Torrance Memorial Medical Center.
References: A mix of the energy and craziness of Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds) and the sarcasm and wit of Ziva David (NCIS). Both shows are CBS television shows.
A mix of the energy and personality of Alice Cullen and the lack of coordination of Bella Swan(pre-change) (Both characters in the Twilight book series by Stephenie Meyers)
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