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A Cornturd, must contain whole kernels of corn (or easily recognizable partial kernels) mixed in, and throughout a common, human turd. Usually in a heterogenous mixture of corn kernels and feces.
A well defined, firm turd with a respectful circumference, being a variety of colors. May be buoyant, or a sinker. Usually found in a toilet bowel although, occasionally seen on sidewalks and streets. Rarely seen on floors in homes, motels, schools and supermarkets.
Easily identifiable by the obvious presence of corn kernels embedded in, and on the surface of an otherwise ordinary human turd. Usually considered semi rare. Often used in the contexts of jokes or used to describe a lowlife person.
-"Holy shit Jim, did you see the size of that cornturd loafing in the bottom of that toilet bowl, It was so big, it wouldn't flush!"
-"Well honey, judging by the obvious cornturd you left in the shitter, I don't have to ask you what you ate yesterday, ha, ha!"
-Bill mounted his enormous cornturd on a board and hung it on the bathroom wall, as a trophy turd.
-"Jonny is such a cornturd! He's always shitting on everyone!"
-"Every time we start having fun, you have to ruin it by being a fuckin' cornturd!"

-"Gosh Donna, you really must learn to chew your food better, you turds are full of corn!"
-"What, corn in my turds? I guess I made, a bona fide cornturd," Tim thought to himself.
cornturd by Pigiron9 April 28, 2022
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Danielle cannot cut corn off of cobs...what a corntard!
corntard by Mrs BeaverHausen June 21, 2007
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Conturds are mindless Trump followers.
Conturd by Ellinas12 June 28, 2024
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A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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