When person "A" scrapes their anal crust off and spoons it into person "B"'s mouth with their penis.
In this way, the penis becomes the spoon, the anal crust becomes the cornflakes and the mouth becomes the bowl.
In this way, the penis becomes the spoon, the anal crust becomes the cornflakes and the mouth becomes the bowl.
I'ma cornflake you! Close your eye and open your mouth.
Oh, I'm gunna give him a cornflaking tonight!
Oh, I'm gunna give him a cornflaking tonight!
by Dangen December 30, 2008
Get the Cornflaking mug.Guy #1- "Hey, Mark, how was your anniversary?"
Guy #2- "It was uneventful for the most part; Beth and I just spent the better part of the night Cornflaking."
Guy#1- "Dude, that's disgusting."
Guy#2- "Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, Jeremy."
Guy #2- "It was uneventful for the most part; Beth and I just spent the better part of the night Cornflaking."
Guy#1- "Dude, that's disgusting."
Guy#2- "Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, Jeremy."
by Letzd32 January 17, 2011
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Him: "Tra la la, I hope it's time to go to work!"
Her: "Come on man, quit cornflaking and let's go!"
Her: "Come on man, quit cornflaking and let's go!"
by mellowcheddar May 26, 2007
Get the cornflaking mug.They're changing the terms because you're conflating the terms, retard. You just did just there. You brought it up in the Matt Walsh fucking episode! You acknowledge the difference between the attraction (as something that nothing can be done about) and the thing you're conflating with (molestation).
Hym "You're conflating the attraction and the molestation so they're changing the terms because they don't think you understand the difference."
A retard "I don't care!"
Hym "Yeah, I know and I don't care if your kid gets fucked and decapitated but the problem with that is you're a minority class and you don't have rights or authority over non-criminals (people who have not committed a crime) you also don't actually have ANY authority because you haven't been elected and what you're trying to do is carve out an inflated moral status as parents that gives you the right to circumvent the judicial process. And in the same way you care more about me not getting my money than you do about me walking out of my door right now and stabing my neighbors kids... I care more about you not doing that than I do about your kids getting fucked. Because you're shit. And your kids are shit. And you need to do a The Mist to yourself and your kids. The pedos are everywhere! It's the only way to keep them safe!"
A retard "I don't care!"
Hym "Yeah, I know and I don't care if your kid gets fucked and decapitated but the problem with that is you're a minority class and you don't have rights or authority over non-criminals (people who have not committed a crime) you also don't actually have ANY authority because you haven't been elected and what you're trying to do is carve out an inflated moral status as parents that gives you the right to circumvent the judicial process. And in the same way you care more about me not getting my money than you do about me walking out of my door right now and stabing my neighbors kids... I care more about you not doing that than I do about your kids getting fucked. Because you're shit. And your kids are shit. And you need to do a The Mist to yourself and your kids. The pedos are everywhere! It's the only way to keep them safe!"
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
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"You guys are running out of things to say about this movie, y'all are cornplating"
"You guys are running out of things to say about this movie, y'all are cornplating"
by mick3ymouseclubhouse June 3, 2024
Get the Cornplating mug.No hodgetwins, he is literally doing THE OPPOSITE. He's bifurcating. Literally. Splitting gender/sex into gender AND sex.
Hym "I'm not conflating shit life with depression and I don't actually need any of those things. My problem is what I said it is and it will be solved by either this or child murder. Why would I listen to a guy who doesn't know what 'Real' is?"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
Get the Conflating mug.A point in a fandom's life cycle where fans examine the tiniest, usually insignificant details in an effort to gather new information. Stems from an image on twitter of the character Dolores from Encanto holding a plate of corn in her hands, and the caption "I never realized she was holding a plate with corn in this scene."
by leopleurodonnie November 4, 2025
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